Goonstation Fall 2025 Seasonal Contest

[sunkiisu]

It's always a shame when bodies roll into medical, but it's inevitable - Eventually, the crew will drop like flies. When that happens, it's up to the medical doctors to hoist them to the morgue, lay their cold, stiff cadavers on the table, and to press that scalpel close for that bittersweet post-mortem investigation. I wonder, as that blade inches ever closer, why has my surgeon not realised that I'm not yet dead?