The incredible power of turmeric powder

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I dunno, we have a programmed Easter egg for putting bricks in there and it doesn't break it

actually you can toss like 5 bricks in it and there's a chance it'll literally explode and toss shrapnel everywhere.
on the topic of the suggestion though i love asking for someone to toss me in the washing machine because i mishandled turmeric powder and turned yellow