Ideas of questionable quality

[Kotlol]

Throwable Cannonballs (no cannon included).
when thrown at someone, they are flung in the other direction forever until they travel 50+ tiles OR hit a wall, suffering a moment of stun and a painful amount of BRUTE damage. cannot be caught without the Empowered Physically Fit gene.

This but a medicine ball in the gym.
It does only 1/10th but catching it gives you 1 mins of arm buffs.

If used by clown in anyway will cause harm, but it's a coin flip if it hurts the clown or anything in the vicinity.

Doctors will never fail. SINCE MEDICINE BALL!