Traitors + Miscreants.

[Archenteron]

Perhaps give miscreants ~3 telecrystals to acquire HonkCo Clowning Around Inc. mischieveous but nonharmful/hard to acquire items like boxes of handcuffs, spraybottles of lube, fake moustaches, Fat Stacks of Cash for bribing/drug-buying purposes, pre-emagged misc. robots, superfart DNA injectors, a Decoy Heisenbee to harass the heads by kidnapping/attacking, stuff like that.