Goonhub
11-24-2013, 07:56 PM
The server glitches out and most of the crew spawned naked in the Arrivals shuttle. The station collapsed into anarchy when roaming gangs of naked people began beating down and stripping anyone wearing cloths. Captain got knocked unconscious and looted (except for his cloths).
Later I was crapping around in Genetics and we were chilling, smoking rainbow weed, and doing genetic research on people - in that order. I had gained telepathy, so when the Captain walked I told him telepathically to smoke a shitton of weed. I think he thought I was an admin or something because I also convinced him that he was a monkey and that Stone Cold Apist (one of the genetics monkeys) was his dad. He broke the monkey out of the GenTex scanner and ran off with him. I think he brought it on the escape shuttle too.
Later I was crapping around in Genetics and we were chilling, smoking rainbow weed, and doing genetic research on people - in that order. I had gained telepathy, so when the Captain walked I told him telepathically to smoke a shitton of weed. I think he thought I was an admin or something because I also convinced him that he was a monkey and that Stone Cold Apist (one of the genetics monkeys) was his dad. He broke the monkey out of the GenTex scanner and ran off with him. I think he brought it on the escape shuttle too.