The Good Sec Thread(tm)

[Coolguye]

If I remember right, brig lockers are still a thing, and you can put confiscated items in there. When the timer's up, the locker unlocks, and anyone who isn't a moron can get their stuff back before jumping down the flusher. So don't leave an engineer brigged with his insulated gloves and tools, dummies.

I still don't remember if those work right or not. Next time I'm Sec I'll double check to make sure they still work as intended.

You say this stuff is the usual obvious stuff you'd see on the wiki but you'd be fucking amazed how often I see it happen.

No argument - I've had to chew out my fellow Officers for that shit, plus even more dumb nonsense like openly talking about 'making an example out of' some reoffending hooligan who's been in and out of the brig 3-4 times for generalized asshattery. If you do that mess, it's time for a *suicide and succumb, because you need a break from Security. A lot of people just plain don't read the wiki. The difference is, once it's on the wiki, you really don't have any excuse for deviating from it in a huge way. That's your fault.

Annnnd this topic may or may not be a thinly veiled attempt to build consensus from experienced Security Officers and HoSes to put some of that shit on the wiki.