Goonhub
04-23-2025, 02:04 PM
Anyone else notice this has the same soul as those "50 questions for your OC" thing on deviantArt? Anyways.
1. Inside the microwave. Make sure not to run the microwave with it still inside. That being said, if you're running your microwave willy-nilly without looking what's inside, you might have bigger problems than losing one loaf of bread.
2. When the original question says "as a condiment" do you mean like, as a side? Because that's how I usually see it eaten. But that also doesn't seem to fall within usage as a condiment. Could you imagine somebody squeezing some catsup onto their plate next to their burger and calling it a condiment? Just doesn't seem right to me.
3. What people usually miss about considering ideal pop is that the question has the hidden assumption that most of the players will stay for roughly the entire round - sometimes a bit less, maybe a bit more. However, we can actually model a more ideal situation by considering a rotation where, within one round, 60 players are there at the outset, then every 15 minutes, 15 players cryo and 15 more players join. By repeating this three more times, only cycling out original players, we can get a range of playtimes - good for variety - a range of players - also good for variety - and have seen over 100 players having enjoyed some time online without needing to put up with the lag of 100+ pop. You can also tweak the input/output rate of players to produce a range of pops to play at - higher out than in means that people who like ~30 pop can join in during the later part of the round.
4. The C in LOOC stands for ckey. 'nuff said!
5. Puppies can kill people too, it just takes a lot more effort and unusual circumstances.
6. Turnabout is fair play
7. Forums are easier to use on desktop, discord is easier to use on mobile. This actually says a lot about the type of content on each.
8. Nobody ever asks if antags shut the sec down too fast last round! Antags need more tools. For each of them:
Traitor should be bumped up to 24 TC each. There's no need to worry about specific combos like cloaker/csaber when everything has its counter. 24 TC also means much more room to waste them on purpose, like a silly goofball. It also also means that even on 80pop, you can mindhack 10% of the crew!
Vampires should get bonuses to their punching and get builtin armor as they blood up. Vampires are traditionally superhumanly strong, but ours are like wet paper kittens mewling in a box if you do so much as punch them. Dracula will not be happy about this.
The Thing should passively generate DNA points, 1 per minute. Like the TC boost, it means more room for wasting it without worrying. Also means people might use speed regen more, which is cool.
Werewolves should get to exist again. This is far more powerful than not existing.
Draculas should have a more realistically-sized sprite for the bat transformation and be able to turn into a mist or werewolf at will once they reach certain blood levels. This provides a sense of pride and accomplishment for draining more chumps, and gives more offensive and defensive options than just becoming some tiny creature.
Spy-Thieves should start with more spy gadgets. Green-tinted night vision goggles, invisible ink you need to burn the paper to ash to read, walkie-talkies to communicate with fellow spy-thieves, and motion detectors to know when some redsuit is coming to ruin their day. Right now, they're more like Thieves than Spy-Thieves. Don't give me that excuse about photo turnins, I can think of more reasons to photograph people than spying!
Gang members should be able to cook up their own spray paints with the paint machine. Just look: spray PAINT. PAINT machine. Do you understand?
Nosferatus should be able to upgrade their thralls into new vampires when they get enough blood. The reason people consider vampires and werewolves so parallel is because they both convert others into their kind. But our vampires can't even do that. We need a way to make more.
Sleeper agents should get a free sleepy pen. Again, it's in the name.
Louis de Pointe du Lac should be able to mindhack people with the hypnotise ability. The thing is, in other games (ahem, Baldur's Gates) we see creative spells like Command be reduced to a mechanical advantage like just doing nothing, because those games are not role-playing games. This is a role-playing game! It's Space Station 13! Let hypnotise actually hypnotise.
9. Of course they are all short, they are 32 pixels tall. If a standard screen is 810 pixels tall, and is a foot tall, that makes them 0.47407407396... inches tall. I could crush you like a grape and it would not even be particularly difficult.
10. It's actually an initialism
11. We lost a lot of people with a pee and poop mentality but many remain, and that is both good, and bad
12. ok now im mad i can't answer any more of these
1. Inside the microwave. Make sure not to run the microwave with it still inside. That being said, if you're running your microwave willy-nilly without looking what's inside, you might have bigger problems than losing one loaf of bread.
2. When the original question says "as a condiment" do you mean like, as a side? Because that's how I usually see it eaten. But that also doesn't seem to fall within usage as a condiment. Could you imagine somebody squeezing some catsup onto their plate next to their burger and calling it a condiment? Just doesn't seem right to me.
3. What people usually miss about considering ideal pop is that the question has the hidden assumption that most of the players will stay for roughly the entire round - sometimes a bit less, maybe a bit more. However, we can actually model a more ideal situation by considering a rotation where, within one round, 60 players are there at the outset, then every 15 minutes, 15 players cryo and 15 more players join. By repeating this three more times, only cycling out original players, we can get a range of playtimes - good for variety - a range of players - also good for variety - and have seen over 100 players having enjoyed some time online without needing to put up with the lag of 100+ pop. You can also tweak the input/output rate of players to produce a range of pops to play at - higher out than in means that people who like ~30 pop can join in during the later part of the round.
4. The C in LOOC stands for ckey. 'nuff said!
5. Puppies can kill people too, it just takes a lot more effort and unusual circumstances.
6. Turnabout is fair play
7. Forums are easier to use on desktop, discord is easier to use on mobile. This actually says a lot about the type of content on each.
8. Nobody ever asks if antags shut the sec down too fast last round! Antags need more tools. For each of them:
Traitor should be bumped up to 24 TC each. There's no need to worry about specific combos like cloaker/csaber when everything has its counter. 24 TC also means much more room to waste them on purpose, like a silly goofball. It also also means that even on 80pop, you can mindhack 10% of the crew!
Vampires should get bonuses to their punching and get builtin armor as they blood up. Vampires are traditionally superhumanly strong, but ours are like wet paper kittens mewling in a box if you do so much as punch them. Dracula will not be happy about this.
The Thing should passively generate DNA points, 1 per minute. Like the TC boost, it means more room for wasting it without worrying. Also means people might use speed regen more, which is cool.
Werewolves should get to exist again. This is far more powerful than not existing.
Draculas should have a more realistically-sized sprite for the bat transformation and be able to turn into a mist or werewolf at will once they reach certain blood levels. This provides a sense of pride and accomplishment for draining more chumps, and gives more offensive and defensive options than just becoming some tiny creature.
Spy-Thieves should start with more spy gadgets. Green-tinted night vision goggles, invisible ink you need to burn the paper to ash to read, walkie-talkies to communicate with fellow spy-thieves, and motion detectors to know when some redsuit is coming to ruin their day. Right now, they're more like Thieves than Spy-Thieves. Don't give me that excuse about photo turnins, I can think of more reasons to photograph people than spying!
Gang members should be able to cook up their own spray paints with the paint machine. Just look: spray PAINT. PAINT machine. Do you understand?
Nosferatus should be able to upgrade their thralls into new vampires when they get enough blood. The reason people consider vampires and werewolves so parallel is because they both convert others into their kind. But our vampires can't even do that. We need a way to make more.
Sleeper agents should get a free sleepy pen. Again, it's in the name.
Louis de Pointe du Lac should be able to mindhack people with the hypnotise ability. The thing is, in other games (ahem, Baldur's Gates) we see creative spells like Command be reduced to a mechanical advantage like just doing nothing, because those games are not role-playing games. This is a role-playing game! It's Space Station 13! Let hypnotise actually hypnotise.
9. Of course they are all short, they are 32 pixels tall. If a standard screen is 810 pixels tall, and is a foot tall, that makes them 0.47407407396... inches tall. I could crush you like a grape and it would not even be particularly difficult.
10. It's actually an initialism
11. We lost a lot of people with a pee and poop mentality but many remain, and that is both good, and bad
12. ok now im mad i can't answer any more of these