Goonhub
04-22-2025, 02:53 PM
Please close the thread after this, as this carries such logical force as to be sacrosanct, any contradiction is a sign of lacking moral fibre, as well as other roughages.
On where a spaceman may place their breads
If someone purchases more bread than they so shall consume in a short period of time, let them suffer from staleness. Further the real question is if you use the clip they give you, have your own clip, twist the top or knot it like some kind of sociopath. Or you take the secret route, the third option, let the coin land on its edge and put the open end against a cool wall.
On whether coleslaw is a team player or the slaw stands alone
Chaucer once said (I asked chat GPT) that it's better to slaw in hell than be slawless in heaven. The only question is if your dignity is worth consuming it alone: It is. I'm hungry it's 2am.
On what population is the coze zone ™
I once met someone who dated a marine biologist, and dreamed that they gave me the following undeniable range:
0-10: The Lowpop coze zone: One must find what scant employees are aboard, and all group together against the threat. Not one will blink an eye as the staff assistant sets up the engine or the AI bolts some door open as the clown treats all the appendicitus cases
10-40: The True Coze Zone ™: Enough that one may get a drink, not so many that every department is a box-shuffling puzzle.
40-60: The Action Coze Zone: As above, but expect more explosions. Why? We just don't know.
60-99: The Chaos Coze Zone: Things fall apart, the sec-tre cannot hold. a spessmen can stand in a hallway and enjoy watching at least two fights happening simultaneously. Truly, we live in perfect times.
99+ : Oh god coze zone: The HoP has a queue for 60 minutes of the round. The cloning machine is a battle of biomass versus re-cloning people. HoS's standing orders are issued from the intercom in their office as the drink the confiscated detectives bojack and sob gently. There are at least six clowns, some of them even wearing masks. There is a 120% chance of medbay being bombed. Someone has built a station outside the station and that one is also packed. It is a thing of beauty. longform RP is now conducted at 120db, with guns.
0-10: The Lowpop coze zone: One must find what scant employees are aboard, and all group together against the threat. Not one will blink an eye as the staff assistant sets up the engine or the AI bolts some door open as the clown treats all the appendicitus cases
10-40: The True Coze Zone ™: Enough that one may get a drink, not so many that every department is a box-shuffling puzzle.
40-60: The Action Coze Zone: As above, but expect more explosions. Why? We just don't know.
60-99: The Chaos Coze Zone: Things fall apart, the sec-tre cannot hold. a spessmen can stand in a hallway and enjoy watching at least two fights happening simultaneously. Truly, we live in perfect times.
99+ : Oh god coze zone: The HoP has a queue for 60 minutes of the round. The cloning machine is a battle of biomass versus re-cloning people. HoS's standing orders are issued from the intercom in their office as the drink the confiscated detectives bojack and sob gently. There are at least six clowns, some of them even wearing masks. There is a 120% chance of medbay being bombed. Someone has built a station outside the station and that one is also packed. It is a thing of beauty. longform RP is now conducted at 120db, with guns.
On LOOC
If I actually answered this it would be too real.
On werewolves
After Mx Blorbo (A beloved entertainment icon and not a demon no shut up, no I don't care what the British told you) I'm now half convinced that people rely entirely on the sprite to inform themselves on how they behave. Thus, we can resolve it by simply making the werewolf look like a catalytic rod on Nadir. This will ensure all are baffled by it and fear to touch it even though it powers the station very well. It will also allow said werewolf to sneak up on people who forget it even exists the moment they walk out of the room.
On the nature of grouchy robots
No idea what this is. Cyborgs all love all my characters at all times and we share a mutual affection. It's not their fault they only have a welding tool to shake hands with, nor is it my fault I keep putting toast in the law rack. If they didn't want this to happen they shouldn't have make the rack the perfect size for toast. Skill issue.
On the ideas/discussion cycle
This one is resolved by simply accepting Kant's universal law of discord threads and I quote directly:
"If you want a quorum, make sure to use the forum. If you want a quickly-forgotten accord, use the discord"
It's fine to discuss a thing there, but 99% of the time it will promptly cease to exist the moment the topic switches. But sometimes people just want to spitball, so sure.
"If you want a quorum, make sure to use the forum. If you want a quickly-forgotten accord, use the discord"
It's fine to discuss a thing there, but 99% of the time it will promptly cease to exist the moment the topic switches. But sometimes people just want to spitball, so sure.
On the eternal unicycle with horn that is Sec/Antag balance
Trick question: As soon as a round's over the only worthwhile things to extract from it are:
Good stories to repeat about that time Grunkle loafed half the crew and held the Great Changeling Bakeoff
Horrific stories about admins causing shenanigans
A late-but-still-worth-it-to-do Ahelp for anything scrappy.
The very occasional absolute disaster that's so bad it's funny to remember in retrospect.
That's it, abandon all delusions of post-round discussion, it is a fools game. Except if you want to I'm not your dad.
Good stories to repeat about that time Grunkle loafed half the crew and held the Great Changeling Bakeoff
Horrific stories about admins causing shenanigans
A late-but-still-worth-it-to-do Ahelp for anything scrappy.
The very occasional absolute disaster that's so bad it's funny to remember in retrospect.
That's it, abandon all delusions of post-round discussion, it is a fools game. Except if you want to I'm not your dad.
On height
You know I keep forgetting that's even a thing.
On Jiff, Giff and others
Webm
On taking the pee
Wait how do I pee?
Passive antags
Sometimes plans take a while. I'm just saying you know cackle a bit evilly every now and then man. Look threateningly through the window at the geneticist (who doesn't even notice) Say something ominous. Eventually someone's going to get suspicious that the shuttles emit a sociopath gas if the first sign of criminality is the moment you're on the way home.