RP Chat Debate Staples (unproductive)

[Emrsnn]

this is a list of topics we're compelled to turn over in the discord at least once per week, accompanied by a summary of all the popular arguments that follow them. behold my intangible curio cabinet full of bullshit we love to argue about, but never begin to draft an agreement on. no solutions are to be found here. if you're here to get anything of value done, pack it up. i'm accepting suggested additions to the list- but in the spirit of the topic, any attempts to actually make an argument in this thread will be ignored with zeal and glee.

1. Acceptability of places to store bread in your own home.

• Fridge, to prolong shelf life.
  
• Freezer, because that's what grocery stores do.
  
• Cabinet, to keep it out of the way.
  
• Counter, for convenience. 
  

2. Validity of coleslaw as a standalone dish, not a condiment.

• Coleslaw is too wet.
  
• Coleslaw is too sweet.
  
• You all need to grow up.
  

3. The ideal number of players in a round

• Lowpop is boring
  
• Highpop is overwhelming
  
• Classic is too fast paced
  

4. LOOC should not show your ckey

• ckey being shown is required for clarity.
  
• ckey being shown allows clique behavior.
  
• Just never use LOOC.
  

5. The puppyfication of werewolves

• That doggo's just a big heckin fluffer!!
  
• That is a creature.
  

6. Cyborgs openly hating humans

• There is literally no silicon law against it.
  
• There literally is a silicon law against it.
  
• I don't care what the laws say, I'm kill-switching.
  

7. Moving the argument happening at this current moment to the forums

• Yes, chat is moving too fast to form an intelligent thought.
  
• No, nobody cares enough to write a forum reply on this topic.
  
• I don't have a forums account
  
• You're all annoying me right now and should go somewhere else.
  

8. Did sec shut down the antags too fast last round?

• I was the antag and it was too fast.
  
• I was not the antag and it was not fast enough.
  

9. All the RP characters are short

• They are all shorter than the north american average.
  
• If everyone is short then they're all average.
  
• My character is freakishly tall.
  

10. Pronunciation of the acronym for graphics interchange format

• erm actually it's pronounced gif
  
• lmao this dude is out here viewing computer 🦒ics
  

11. The great piss removal of '24

• Farts and butt jokes need to be removed next.
  
• Piss removal was unnecessary and I think we should bring back poo smoke too.
  

12. Passive Antags

• Killing removes people from the round and that's bad.
  
• People should consent to having their pixels murdered.
  
• I don't mind if they're passive because I no-rp kill all antags on sight anyway.
  

13. Dying in the game, as a broad topic

• People should die more
  
• Making strange reagent at round start, before anyone dies
  
• Puritans who still want to be cloned
  
• People should not die
  
• Borging as a concept
  
• People should rejoin as a new character if they die
  
• Suiciding instead of setting DNR