Ideas of questionable quality

[RSOD]

New food item: Can of SPAM.
3 Variants.
1: It's actual SPAM the meat. Good for cooking and meat replacmenets! SPAM Pizza anyone?
2: You open it and insted it explodes in many letters all adressed to one random crewmate and it's all just scam advertisements. Also the mailman gets an alert that a massive amount of SPAM has been detected and it's their job to deliver it still (they get paid a lot).
3: Antagonist Can of SPAM. Opening this contains a PDA chip that opens the SPAM tool. Wich insted of blowing up PDA's.. it now on a cooldown sends a target PDA spam messages from random users that do not exist. Including the Prince of Mars 2490.

spamton g. spamton approves
maybe have the antag can of spam also give messages with hyperlinks that just hurt you  (CLICK HERE TO WIN A ROUND OF BUCKSHOT*)
*to the head