Goonhub
03-27-2025, 04:32 AM
New food item: Can of SPAM.
3 Variants.
1: It's actual SPAM the meat. Good for cooking and meat replacmenets! SPAM Pizza anyone?
2: You open it and insted it explodes in many letters all adressed to one random crewmate and it's all just scam advertisements. Also the mailman gets an alert that a massive amount of SPAM has been detected and it's their job to deliver it still (they get paid a lot).
3: Antagonist Can of SPAM. Opening this contains a PDA chip that opens the SPAM tool. Wich insted of blowing up PDA's.. it now on a cooldown sends a target PDA spam messages from random users that do not exist. Including the Prince of Mars 2490.
3 Variants.
1: It's actual SPAM the meat. Good for cooking and meat replacmenets! SPAM Pizza anyone?
2: You open it and insted it explodes in many letters all adressed to one random crewmate and it's all just scam advertisements. Also the mailman gets an alert that a massive amount of SPAM has been detected and it's their job to deliver it still (they get paid a lot).
3: Antagonist Can of SPAM. Opening this contains a PDA chip that opens the SPAM tool. Wich insted of blowing up PDA's.. it now on a cooldown sends a target PDA spam messages from random users that do not exist. Including the Prince of Mars 2490.