superpower / gene exclusive suicides

[Lefinch]

The only contribution I have at this time is I full on laughed at the idea of jumpy just having you *leave* the map, just straight up off the top of the game window. Staff A Sistant died on the way back to their home planet.

"i must go, my planet needs me!"
jumps up to, through and beyond the top of the screen, never to be seen again
that sounds hilarious actually, though i'm not sure how that'd be handled (what happens if you grab someone and jump...), since your items would probably end up deleted in this case

You'd probably have to treat it differently and have the person dump anything they've got on them/holding as soon as they did it and delete their now-corpse, but then the same sort of thing (but a lot faster!) heaven/hell "punishments" 
You could also just have them just evaporate and leave behind a pair of smoking shoes, very chuck jones-esque! 

Having thought about this a bit now, I was briefly concerned that this would make getting genes just to commit funny suicides, then I think I realised it's a funny fart spaceman game and that's kind of -why- we have custom suicides that are available from round start anyway. I like this idea a lot.