I don't like off-station crimes and I can't describe why

[Emrsnn]

A jailbird is a prosessed convict arriving on the station to work for free labor to pay off their debt to society.

I'm gonna say on behalf of my fellow americans, this wouldn't fly for the same reasons calling secoffs cops doesn't fly. I like the idea of it being a processed criminal role though. Something like sleepwalker mechanically but limited exclusively to the brig. It would give sec someone to babysit early round too