Goonhub
03-01-2025, 02:39 AM
Ant farm for the HoP that serves the same niche as the captain's bonsai. Lots of department-specific different observations of it:
HOP: Your little colony of happy ants working towards a common goal, listening to their boss. If only it were so easy.
Captain: Your HoP's weird little hobby of an ant farm. You swear you've seen them whispering to it.
Engineer: The HoP's ant farm. The frame's construction is cheap and those ants can't build a tunnel worth a damn.
Doctor: In your opinion it can't be healthy how much the HoP obsesses over these ants.
Clown: The HoP's brig. Those poor ants need to be liberated.
So on. Destroying it releases 100u of ants into the office. Emagging it turns them into spiders. unscrewing the lid and pouring in a beaker of 933.5k+ aluminium gets you fired and a weird statue.
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HOP: Your little colony of happy ants working towards a common goal, listening to their boss. If only it were so easy.
Captain: Your HoP's weird little hobby of an ant farm. You swear you've seen them whispering to it.
Engineer: The HoP's ant farm. The frame's construction is cheap and those ants can't build a tunnel worth a damn.
Doctor: In your opinion it can't be healthy how much the HoP obsesses over these ants.
Clown: The HoP's brig. Those poor ants need to be liberated.
So on. Destroying it releases 100u of ants into the office. Emagging it turns them into spiders. unscrewing the lid and pouring in a beaker of 933.5k+ aluminium gets you fired and a weird statue.