Goonhub
02-28-2025, 05:18 PM
This one is pretty simple. From time to time, admins like to spawn in antagonists with special properties to spice up an otherwise dull round. The antagonist could be challenging in the case of the hardmode traitor, or stupidly goofy in the case of the omnitraitor or adminbus.
Here, I suggest a funny little half-antagonist that essentially acts as a traitor, but with objectives relating to frustrating and inconveniencing the crew instead of destroying or killing them. Unique items would help accomplish this task, such as an endless harmlube dispenser, mustache grenades, rapid robot assembly machines to construct amazing duck clones or other robots that constantly vomit and get in the way, a special EMAG-type device that can make doors open and close rapidly or surprise crush people, give borgs a law 0 of something silly like having a mandatory dance party in the cafeteria, cause guardbuddies and securitrons to attack people with party poppers, medibots to inject honkfartium, buttbots to gain a speedboost and superfart at 1-minute intervals, etc.
So while this antagonist won't be bombing the station or assassinating the captain, it will cause significant disruption in a very clownly style, incentivizing people to kill it.
Security will also get a message of a "nefarious prankster" onboard, and will be authorized to either use execution or public lynching to deal with the troublemaker!
Here, I suggest a funny little half-antagonist that essentially acts as a traitor, but with objectives relating to frustrating and inconveniencing the crew instead of destroying or killing them. Unique items would help accomplish this task, such as an endless harmlube dispenser, mustache grenades, rapid robot assembly machines to construct amazing duck clones or other robots that constantly vomit and get in the way, a special EMAG-type device that can make doors open and close rapidly or surprise crush people, give borgs a law 0 of something silly like having a mandatory dance party in the cafeteria, cause guardbuddies and securitrons to attack people with party poppers, medibots to inject honkfartium, buttbots to gain a speedboost and superfart at 1-minute intervals, etc.
So while this antagonist won't be bombing the station or assassinating the captain, it will cause significant disruption in a very clownly style, incentivizing people to kill it.
Security will also get a message of a "nefarious prankster" onboard, and will be authorized to either use execution or public lynching to deal with the troublemaker!