Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Crumplehat]

[Captain demanding some outrageous drink involving blood from the barman]
Captain: "Well make it happen or I'll shut down your little bar operation!"
Barman: "But this bar is my life... I've poured my heart and soul into this bar..."
Me (Sec): Captain, don't hustle the crew.
[Kira Taggart punches (captain)!]
[Kira Taggart stuns (captain)!]
Captain: "I'll hussle--NGH!!"