Ideas of questionable quality

[Frank_Stein]

I think it'd be funny if janitors got stat buffs depending on how much vomit was on the station. The more vomit there is, the more stamina and stun damage the janitor does with the mop, because not even the inebriated captain's fancy armor can protect against the rage of an overworked janitor!

Is this a stupid idea? Yes. Is this terrible to implement codewise? Yes. Is this abusable? Yes. Is this funny? Y e s :-)

Someone code this right this instant

Would synergize with port o puke