Best moments ever thread 2.0

[CaptainBravo]

There was a round that wasn't even past five minutes that turned into a mass traitor round, so I ran around with my radio on my belt and two radbows in my pockets. I got bored of cycling through two radbows and still having to wait ages just to fire one of them(seriously, how did they ever get this nerfed) and decided to pull out a pack of trick cigarettes and just leave a few lying around. After that I fucked off and got shot to death from the outrageously superior for cost revolver by Kaleb Kanaga, who proceeded to murder the fuck out of everyone and take their traitor shit. As he's busy looting everyone he decides to light one of my cigarettes to cut off access to medbay, immediately forgets that he's just lit it, walks right back into it and suffocates on a space tile.

Easily the funniest thing I've seen in this game in months.