Ideas of questionable quality

[Kotlol]

A button that, when I push it, I can spawn a mob of some sort that roughs someone up a bit. Like how the gib shark works, but just damages them until crit or some fixed amount and then despawns.

Sometimes I want to send a message, but I don't want that message to be gibbing, simply maiming.

I call it: "The rat pile that eat kenny's corpse in the old south park episodes."
Remember those Rats always appearing out of nothing eating the corpse or dragging them off? It's that but for the living.