Goonhub
5 hours ago
One I've done more than once: "OH GOD YOU NEED TO STAND ON BLOOD TO LIVE! THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN OTHER LAWS!"
lets borgs do a little stabbing, but also makes sure they dont go too far with murder. very fun to hear screams arise from medbay.
and my personal fave, from a 85 min sleeper: "OH GOD THE CAPTAIN IS THE LIGHTER!!!! KILL THEMMM!!!! THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN ALL OTHER LAWS!!!"
for context: the captain started with 2 lighters, somehow. admins, being the fun loving people they are, turned one into a mimic. chaos ensued and also hell white holes. and at the very end, when we were all heading home...the clown struck. and all the borgs. the poor captain got turned into gibs in the shuttle cockpit. to quote the inspector:
"I wasnt going to add any more notes, but the clown and several borgs beat the captain to death in front of me after the shuttle launched. I don't know where to write this, I just needed to note this. Consider this my informal request for personal psychiatric services."
lets borgs do a little stabbing, but also makes sure they dont go too far with murder. very fun to hear screams arise from medbay.
and my personal fave, from a 85 min sleeper: "OH GOD THE CAPTAIN IS THE LIGHTER!!!! KILL THEMMM!!!! THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN ALL OTHER LAWS!!!"
for context: the captain started with 2 lighters, somehow. admins, being the fun loving people they are, turned one into a mimic. chaos ensued and also hell white holes. and at the very end, when we were all heading home...the clown struck. and all the borgs. the poor captain got turned into gibs in the shuttle cockpit. to quote the inspector:
"I wasnt going to add any more notes, but the clown and several borgs beat the captain to death in front of me after the shuttle launched. I don't know where to write this, I just needed to note this. Consider this my informal request for personal psychiatric services."