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09-21-2024, 07:52 AM
(This post was last modified: 09-22-2024, 09:55 AM by Guv Guvington. Edited 12 times in total.
Edit Reason: Replaced Neurotoxin with Expresso
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Discount Dan's Trendy Influencer Latte
Contents:
15u - Pumpkin Space Latte █
10u - VHFCS █
11u - Cinnamon █
7u - Butter █
3u - Space Cleaner █
2u - Mirabilis █
1u - Expresso █
1u - Deep Fried Dabs █
Description:
"Years of intensive market research has culminated into this trendy flavor!"
Reasoning:
This flavour is a reference to obnoxious and dangerous internet trends, just how pumpkin spice latte is often criticised for beeing a "trend beverage, consumed by obnoxious people."
Cinnamon is not just a common latte ingredient, but also referencing the "cinnamon challenge".
Butter is representing fat, of which Starbucks pumpkin spice latte has plenty of.
Space cleaner is a reference to the "Tide Pod Challenge" or many other similiar internet "challenges", while also having practical use as emergency cleaner source if things get messy.
Mirabilis is supposed to represent the virality of trends (it also makes everyone who inspects the chems dab).
Expresso represents internet brainrot and low quality coffee.
Deep Fried Dabs is le funni internet trendé (also it means that every time you take a sip you are forced to dab which is funny to me).
The flavour is designed to be mostly harmless in one dose, but two servings in quick succession cause overdoses of cinnamon, cholesterol and space cleaner.
The lore explanation is Discount Dan looking up shitty internet trends in an attempt to create a trendy flavour that would be popular with the kids, without having any common sense.
Contents:
15u - Pumpkin Space Latte █
10u - VHFCS █
11u - Cinnamon █
7u - Butter █
3u - Space Cleaner █
2u - Mirabilis █
1u - Expresso █
1u - Deep Fried Dabs █
Description:
"Years of intensive market research has culminated into this trendy flavor!"
Reasoning:
This flavour is a reference to obnoxious and dangerous internet trends, just how pumpkin spice latte is often criticised for beeing a "trend beverage, consumed by obnoxious people."
Cinnamon is not just a common latte ingredient, but also referencing the "cinnamon challenge".
Butter is representing fat, of which Starbucks pumpkin spice latte has plenty of.
Space cleaner is a reference to the "Tide Pod Challenge" or many other similiar internet "challenges", while also having practical use as emergency cleaner source if things get messy.
Mirabilis is supposed to represent the virality of trends (it also makes everyone who inspects the chems dab).
Expresso represents internet brainrot and low quality coffee.
Deep Fried Dabs is le funni internet trendé (also it means that every time you take a sip you are forced to dab which is funny to me).
The flavour is designed to be mostly harmless in one dose, but two servings in quick succession cause overdoses of cinnamon, cholesterol and space cleaner.
The lore explanation is Discount Dan looking up shitty internet trends in an attempt to create a trendy flavour that would be popular with the kids, without having any common sense.