Goonhub
09-20-2024, 01:22 PM
(This post was last modified: 09-20-2024, 03:29 PM by crunchwarp. Edited 1 time in total.
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The Sure, Grandpa
Old Timers just don't understand the appeal of Pumpkin Spice. But Discount Dan's can't afford to sacrifice the precious, over-proportionally wealthy post-65 demographic!!!
That's why this fall, Discount Dan's is proud to introduce the "Sure, Grandpa", named for what you'll be saying after your pumpkin spice-hating friend takes a sip of this fine swill.
In fact, Discount Dan's is eager to remind you, through its "Anyone can Be a Grandpa" initiative, you need not even BE on the older side of the age bracket, nor a parent or grand to purchase this fine Product. That's right, anyone, be they or autumnal grinch or grouchy grandparent, can bond in the end over Discount Dan's ™ Products!
And for those who prefer our more "traditional" pumpkin slice flavorings, well, whatever your friend or loved one says after drinking this will be roughly as comprehensible to your brain as "pumpkin spice" is to theirs.
2u Caledonium - Scottish
2u Essence of Elvis - Elvis Accent
2u Fleur-de-lys - Frontal Gyrus Q
2u Suomium - Finnish (currently artifact injectors only)
2u Swedium - Swedish
2u Innitium - Chav
2u Worcestershire Sauce - Frontal Gyrus Y
6u agenium
10u VHFCS
20u Pumpkin Spice Latte (because I find the idea of the one marketed as an alternative to pumpkin spice secretly having the most of it funny)
(Each of the 2u reagants give a accent for 3 minutes. After 3 minutes the accents will all miraculously expire together)
Old Timers just don't understand the appeal of Pumpkin Spice. But Discount Dan's can't afford to sacrifice the precious, over-proportionally wealthy post-65 demographic!!!
That's why this fall, Discount Dan's is proud to introduce the "Sure, Grandpa", named for what you'll be saying after your pumpkin spice-hating friend takes a sip of this fine swill.
In fact, Discount Dan's is eager to remind you, through its "Anyone can Be a Grandpa" initiative, you need not even BE on the older side of the age bracket, nor a parent or grand to purchase this fine Product. That's right, anyone, be they or autumnal grinch or grouchy grandparent, can bond in the end over Discount Dan's ™ Products!
And for those who prefer our more "traditional" pumpkin slice flavorings, well, whatever your friend or loved one says after drinking this will be roughly as comprehensible to your brain as "pumpkin spice" is to theirs.
2u Caledonium - Scottish
2u Essence of Elvis - Elvis Accent
2u Fleur-de-lys - Frontal Gyrus Q
2u Suomium - Finnish (currently artifact injectors only)
2u Swedium - Swedish
2u Innitium - Chav
2u Worcestershire Sauce - Frontal Gyrus Y
6u agenium
10u VHFCS
20u Pumpkin Spice Latte (because I find the idea of the one marketed as an alternative to pumpkin spice secretly having the most of it funny)
(Each of the 2u reagants give a accent for 3 minutes. After 3 minutes the accents will all miraculously expire together)