Goonstation September 2024 Contribution Contest

[RoyalPes]

Discoun' Dans Bumpkin Latte
15u pumpkin latte
15u VHFCS (5u more cause corn syrup)
10u Beer (cause wheat)
10u Bourbon (also cause corn)
"A taste from the farm and clogged arteries" 
(also thought of a farm/scottish mix, using Iron Brew.. something with "freedom" in the title) 

Dracula Dans Bloodkin Latte (name can be changed, it's not the best but "Bloody Mary's Pumpkin Latte", isn't any better)
15u pumpkin latte
10u VHFCS
10u Synthflesh
10u Blood
5u Hemolymph 
"The rumours of Vlad going missing in the pumpkin latte grinder room are not true"
(maybe when it comes closer to halloween have an EXTREMELY small chance for the hemolymph to be replaced by vampire syrum)
(cause then they would be a vamp.. but technically not an antag? just a fun round gimmick)

I tried my best

Which one is your official entry?

oh whoops sorry i didnt see a reply, uh the first one is my official entry i guess