Possible Balace for the janitor's Buff R Matic

[Cogwerks]

"...we should probably have some sort of ID scanning thing on it so that only people with janitor access can climb on it because right now people will probably Most likely Certainly shove the janitor off it and hilariously ride it into the crusher/space/(insert dumb/dangerous place here)..."

You say that like it's not an expected likelihood. Not gonna add keys.