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09-12-2024, 04:35 PM
From the makers of other fine* beverages, Discount Dan™ is proud(?) to present you with:
Name: "Dehydrated Dan's Seasonal Swig"
Description: "A delightful drink that is sure to remind you of the fall season, if constant vomiting and being stuck in bed sick reminds you of it that is."
"Ingredients": (Loosely based on the real Pumpkin Spice, with some Discount Dan™ off-brand flair added to it)
-25 Units of Base Chemicals (We're actually putting real Pumpkin Spice Latte in this, do you know how expensive genuine ingredients are!?)
-5 Units of Expresso (It's close enough to real Espresso to fool the customers, right???)
-5 Units of Yoghurt (Did you really expect the Steamed Milk to be fresh enough to still be a liquid, what kind of company do you take us for!?)
-5 Units of Space Fungus (Huh, how did that get in there, we must have been leaving these out longer than we thought if THAT's starting to grow in it, oh well, extra protein is always a bonus!)
-5 Units of Capsaicin (How's that for some spice to your drink you lightweight?!)
-5 Units of Space Ipecac (Hey, at least all that vomiting made more room in your stomach for other Discount Dan™ brand foods, eh? Always a silver lining to things!)
*Disclaimer: Discount Dan™ is not responsible or liable for any discomfort, diarrhea, damage, dismemberment or death that occurs due to the consumption of "Dehydrated Dan's Spicy Swig™ (Trademark, all right's reserved)
**Side Effects of Dehydrated Dan's Spicy Swig™ include but are not limited to: Moaning, Groaning, Coughing, Vomiting, Feelings of Sickness, Feelings of Severe Regret, Feelings of Spiciness, Brain Damage, Distrust in Pumpkin Themed Food Products, Stomach Pain, Food Poisoning, Negative Feelings towards the Fall Season, Death, Discomfort and more!
Name: "Dehydrated Dan's Seasonal Swig"
Description: "A delightful drink that is sure to remind you of the fall season, if constant vomiting and being stuck in bed sick reminds you of it that is."
"Ingredients": (Loosely based on the real Pumpkin Spice, with some Discount Dan™ off-brand flair added to it)
-25 Units of Base Chemicals (We're actually putting real Pumpkin Spice Latte in this, do you know how expensive genuine ingredients are!?)
-5 Units of Expresso (It's close enough to real Espresso to fool the customers, right???)
-5 Units of Yoghurt (Did you really expect the Steamed Milk to be fresh enough to still be a liquid, what kind of company do you take us for!?)
-5 Units of Space Fungus (Huh, how did that get in there, we must have been leaving these out longer than we thought if THAT's starting to grow in it, oh well, extra protein is always a bonus!)
-5 Units of Capsaicin (How's that for some spice to your drink you lightweight?!)
-5 Units of Space Ipecac (Hey, at least all that vomiting made more room in your stomach for other Discount Dan™ brand foods, eh? Always a silver lining to things!)
*Disclaimer: Discount Dan™ is not responsible or liable for any discomfort, diarrhea, damage, dismemberment or death that occurs due to the consumption of "Dehydrated Dan's Spicy Swig™ (Trademark, all right's reserved)
**Side Effects of Dehydrated Dan's Spicy Swig™ include but are not limited to: Moaning, Groaning, Coughing, Vomiting, Feelings of Sickness, Feelings of Severe Regret, Feelings of Spiciness, Brain Damage, Distrust in Pumpkin Themed Food Products, Stomach Pain, Food Poisoning, Negative Feelings towards the Fall Season, Death, Discomfort and more!