Goonstation September 2024 Contribution Contest

[Solenoid]

Not sure if this is autumnal enough, but I thought it was a good idea and couldn't let it go to waste. 

Hey you, staff assistant! Are you being constantly chased by ghouls? Spooked by skeletons? Ambushed by vampires!? Don't worry, Discount Dan's has just the product for you:

Discount Dan's Pumpkin Space Latte
25u base(15u pumpkin spice latte + 10u VHFCS)
6u liquid dark matter
6u yobihodazine
6u teporone
5u salbutamol
2u lexorin

Technically it'll allow you to walk in space! For how long? Who knows!? Just another way Discount Dan's helps you.