Goonstation September 2024 Contribution Contest

[TDHooligan]

Useful both as a warm autumn drink or placed in a beaker and poured on the clown:

"Toasty Dan's Spiced Latte - 'Gourd Lourd' Dual Spice Flavor"
15u Pumpkin Spice Latte
10u Very High Fructose Corn Syrup
10u Capsaicin ('cinnamon derivative', splash effect, enough to be 'Spicy')
5u Turmeric Powder (colouring, splash effect)
5u Milk (counteracts capsaicin when drunk)
2u Cheese
2u Monosodium Glutamate