Goonhub
09-10-2024, 10:00 PM
Discount Dan's Overly Literal Latte:
25 Base unit
5u Space Lube (Because it's Fall)
2u Syndicate Napalm (Because it's Pumpkin coloured, swap for Napalm goo if Dan's had a health inspection recently)
13u Ecto cooler (because orange, and spooky, and 13 units for spooky orange)
1u Death spice (Because spice)
2u lavender latte (because latte)
2u turmeric powder (because Dan's a cheap jerk who won't use actual pumpkin even in his LITERAL latte (ignoring the base drink)
Customer testimonials:
"It's something that can be drunk!" A.Reálperrson
"I give the following products five out of five stars while being obligated to tell you I have been pai[Redacted for brevity]"
"Why can my pancreas see ghosts?" The Late Reginald Winstanton, Baron of Little Effuflebury
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25 Base unit
5u Space Lube (Because it's Fall)
2u Syndicate Napalm (Because it's Pumpkin coloured, swap for Napalm goo if Dan's had a health inspection recently)
13u Ecto cooler (because orange, and spooky, and 13 units for spooky orange)
1u Death spice (Because spice)
2u lavender latte (because latte)
2u turmeric powder (because Dan's a cheap jerk who won't use actual pumpkin even in his LITERAL latte (ignoring the base drink)
Customer testimonials:
"It's something that can be drunk!" A.Reálperrson
"I give the following products five out of five stars while being obligated to tell you I have been pai[Redacted for brevity]"
"Why can my pancreas see ghosts?" The Late Reginald Winstanton, Baron of Little Effuflebury
Disclaimer®: Discount™ Dan's™ Overly® Lite®al™ Latte™™ Isintendedfordisplaypurposesonlypleasedonotimbibeconsumefilterdistilorleaveinfrontofchildrenadultsmonkeysormartianspleasedisposeofinamarkedhazardwastebadinlinewithregulationsandstandardsbycomprehendingthismessageyouwaiveanyrightstocomplainimeanwhocomplainsaboutspooktoberanywayyoucantbreagrinchuntildecemberlookyourhairwillgrowbackeventuallyalrightforgetaboutit