Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Freshmaniscoolman]

i was a scientist and we had a janitor volunteer, we were sending the volunteer everywhere, he had all equipments needed for emergencies, his life was really all about the remote signaling device, we sent him somewhere weird, that when we sent him we had no signaling, that didnt happen normally so i tried to receive but he was not responding, then i went to check on him it turned out that when we sent him right at the field generator near the singualrity it released it, i died too but not because i was sucked into singularity just because of no oxygen.