Ideas of questionable quality

[DannyEatsCheese]

To deal with the problem of staffies and clowns eating all of sec's donuts, I propose that a donut dispenser be added to Security on all maps.  It would contain glazed donuts, jelly donuts, bavarian creme filled donuts, cinnamon rolls, apple fritters, bear claws, and, if hacked, a box of a dozen starving, crazed weasels.

It could be just like the nukie barrier dispenser but for donuts

It is very important that it be able to run out.

Make the box of starving weasels a traitor item similar to monkeys in a barrel. make it only appear in surplus crates