Ideas of questionable quality

[Chasu]

Random event: "Merchant shuttle failure"

Insted of docking correctly.. the merchant crashes their shuttle drunkenly in a random location of the station, causing massive damage and their stock littered on the ground.
It's kinda like a white hole but more explosive with debris everywhere.

Would be kinda cool, especially with rare items like syndie stuff, voltrons, and, best of all, plutonium cores.