Ideas of questionable quality

[Lefinch]

New item:
A wooden gun. The ultimate weapon!
Telekensis or magnets don't effect it! WOW!
Infact you can't drop it even!

Doesn't shoot either..

In the same theme. Clowns grabbing people with a banana/cream pie in the other hand should "hold up" their hostage. Escaping their grasp either does absolutely nothing or nets a pie in the face.

EDIT: Mimes of course should be treated has having an invisible gun in their hands whenever they do this.

EVIL EDIT: In fact, all mime traitor tools should be completely invisible