Best moments ever thread 2.0

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This has been on my desktop for a while.

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You take a bite of A Farty Snott's Every Flavor Bean!
You feel Swedish, however that works
Your vision blurs.
You feel kind of off-balance and disoriented.
You feel unable to express yourself at all.
You finish eating A Farty Snott's Every Flavor Bean.
John Johnson groans.
John Johnson vomits on the floor profusely!
Ye feel like a reet prat like, innit?
You take a bite of A Farty Snott's Every Flavor Bean!
You feel sweaty.
Monkeys can now speak to humans.
You feel like you can't control your actions fully.
You feel sick.
Y-you f.. feel a.. a bit n-n-nervous.
You feel funky.
You feel an irritating itch in your throat.
It's quiet. Too quiet.
Your thoughts become disorderly and hard to control.
You feel blubbery and lethargic!
You can't seem to see anything!
You can't seem to form any coherent thoughts!
You feel like you want to smile and smile and smile forever :)
You feel one with your surroundings.
You feel bloated and gassy.