Ideas of questionable quality

[Dhaidburt]

Insect killer spray for janitors that removes ants from food/collapses ants decals into ants pools

Sprayed food could do a little tox...

And then you rub the food on your chest (like you would an apple but also Lasagna) or clean it off with a rag to remove the spray! Totally clean now.

Trying to clean food that's covered in ants this way gets you bit by ants though