Why no Flying Pigs

[Lefinch]

Pigs spawn from space capsules or import boxes or certain zones.
They do not appear regularly on the maps.

A flying pig would be funny... but I don't know my dude.

What's the point then just a joke? Wich is enough to be honest. But then we need a "how to spawn" and "what it could do as a joke."

How to spawn:
Porktonium + Cryostylane/Oxygen (so the mixture is cooled to as close to absolute zero as possible) poured directly into a lava chasm. : Hell Freezes over
OR
Have a vampire with frontal-gyrus modifcation-F retreat to their coffin as a misty orb: Scotch mist