Ideas of questionable quality

[Kotlol]

Adding an item called "THE BUCKET"
It is a bucket that doesn't store liquids or items, but is just....THE BUCKET.
Janitors worship it...
Farting on it will instantly makes your hungry and thristy.
Destroying it will unleash a singularity.
Wearing it on your head will cause a violent death of you being sucked into the bucket.. (or being sucked into an azone like the cursed vrs/light grenade)

What happen if you try to kick "THE BUCKET"

Doing *kick on the bucket will end up destroying the bucket. But only for you to compact and crunch into a new "THE BUCKET"