Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Goton564]

Pauleen Moore cries.
Leon Stripes is trying to take off El Bort's ID Card (Captain) from El Bort's uniform!
Pauleen Moore is trying to empty El Bort's pockets!!
Waffle Corporation Commander (as ) fires a rocket at the floor!
You are struck by shrapnel!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You start bleeding!
You feel cold!
Pauleen Moore shivers.
You begin to recover.
Your chest hurts!
Your chest hurts!

Nobody expects the Waffle Corporation inquisition!