Making food useful: Glucose

[Sundance]

Sugar gives you a mild speed increase and a semi-noticeable stun reduction effect, as does coffee and nicotine.

I forgot about those mild effects with sugar, I knew about coffee and nicotine mind you. That said most people would choose the bottled variety of speed/stun resistance.

If people want to differentiate between Sugar and the proposed Glucose, you could rename Glucose as ATP, as most of the stuff (promotion of healing, metabolism, and auto-immunity) ATP would be required for it.
But ATP is an enzyme, not a chemical. Then again, chocolate isn't a chemical, nor is blood.