Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Chike101]

Litterally right now a syndicate round is going down.

I was the first to die.

I spent 5 minutes gearing up and stuff ready to infiltrate the station via disposals.

You successfully forge the ID card.
You slipped on the banana peel!
You begin to recover.
Imperator Pritchard farts delicately.
Damien Petrov says, "Interesting.."
Todd Wallick says, "Eyebrows"
Damien Petrov says, "Ah"
Funk Creations Operative #4 says, "I gonna hit some crates really quick"
DEAD: Ghost (Funk Creations Operative #1) moans, "OH MY GOD Bg"
DEAD: Ghost (Funk Creations Operative #1) laments, "I SLIPPED ON THE BANANA AND RAN INTO THHE GIBBER FUCK"

I cried laughing.

One, I saw your gibs. Two, it happens to the best of us. I'll give one of my famous stories as an example, in poetic form

It was a dark and cold space night
And the Syndicate had planned a scheme.
Send Chike and a few nerds to do it right
And blow up Space Station Thirteen.

Chike and his cronies went in through disposals all bold
But Chike slipped on a Banana that had grown a quantity of mold.
After he slipped, he struggled to get up
But due to the crusher, he was plumb out of luck.

As Chike's organs covered the ceiling, the Syndies were left leaderless
But God Damn, were those idiots fearless.
They went on to get dat fukken disk
At least, when he signed up, Chike knew the risk.