Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Xeram]

Litterally right now a syndicate round is going down.

I was the first to die.

I spent 5 minutes gearing up and stuff ready to infiltrate the station via disposals.

You successfully forge the ID card.
You slipped on the banana peel!
You begin to recover.
Imperator Pritchard farts delicately.
Damien Petrov says, "Interesting.."
Todd Wallick says, "Eyebrows"
Damien Petrov says, "Ah"
Funk Creations Operative #4 says, "I gonna hit some crates really quick"
DEAD: Ghost (Funk Creations Operative #1) moans, "OH MY GOD Bg"
DEAD: Ghost (Funk Creations Operative #1) laments, "I SLIPPED ON THE BANANA AND RAN INTO THHE GIBBER FUCK"

I cried laughing.