Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Captain_Bravo]

Randal Karlston's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Shitty Bill's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Hunter Duke's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Hunter Duke screams!
Hunter Duke's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Mike Treeby's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Mike Treeby screams!
Mike Treeby's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Shitty Bill's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Shitty Bill screams!
Hunter Duke's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Randal Karlston's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Randal Karlston screams!
Shitty Bill's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Hunter Duke's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Father Jack's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Father Jack screams!
Randal Karlston's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Father Jack's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Shitty Bill's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Mike Treeby's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Father Jack's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Randal Karlston's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Mike Treeby's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Samuel Rowe's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Samuel Rowe screams!
Your armor shields you from the blast!
Miguel Marx's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Miguel Marx screams!
Dirk Butters's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Samuel Rowe's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Your armor shields you from the blast!
Dirk Butters's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Samuel Rowe's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Your armor shields you from the blast!
Miguel Marx's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Your armor shields you from the blast!
Your armor shields you from the blast!
Your armor shields you from the blast!
Your armor shields you from the blast!
Miguel Marx's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Your armor shields you from the blast!
Dirk Butters's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Dirk Butters screams!
Samuel Rowe's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Your armor shields you from the blast!
Your armor shields you from the blast!
Your armor shields you from the blast!
Dirk Butters's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Your armor shields you from the blast!
Your armor shields you from the blast!
Your armor shields you from the blast!
Your armor shields you from the blast!
Your armor shields you from the blast!
Miguel Marx's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Your armor shields you from the blast!
Your armor shields you from the blast!
Your armor shields you from the blast!
Your armor shields you from the blast!
Jonny Hice's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Duke Wayne's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Duke Wayne screams!
Hungry Pickins's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Jonny Hice's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Jonny Hice screams!
Hungry Pickins's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Hungry Pickins's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Hungry Pickins screams!
Jonny Hice's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Duke Wayne's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Jonny Hice's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Duke Wayne's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Duke Wayne's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Shitty Bill seizes up and falls limp, its eyes dead and lifeless...
Father Jack seizes up and falls limp, its eyes dead and lifeless...
Dirk Butters seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Jonny Hice seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Mike Treeby seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Alma Roberts's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Alma Roberts screams!
Jaye Allen's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Jaye Allen screams!
Jaye Allen's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Alma Roberts's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Jaye Allen's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Alma Roberts's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Jaye Allen's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Alma Roberts's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Randal Karlston seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Duke Wayne seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Samuel Rowe seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Hungry Pickins seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Miguel Marx seizes up and falls limp, their eyes dead and lifeless...
Jaye Allen seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Hunter Duke seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Your armor shields you from the blast!
Your armor shields you from the blast!
Your armor shields you from the blast!

Nice try, badmins, but I am bomb-proof.