Clownhole get its own announcement computer.

[Kotlol]

It's the clown.. anything the clown gets that seems a lil bit too good for em, has to blow up in their faces.

Like the Clown Sword only honking.
So yea what people suggest over this suggestion I agree with.

I'd say the clown gets one announcement from it, before comedy strikes, it blows up, depressurizes the clown hole and sets the clown to arrest for "Recklessly using equipment"