Official Traitor Items Discussion Thread (Wonk)

[Archenteron]

Okay, got a really good one: let us inject microbombs into food (this includes fruits and vegetables, anything you can eat).

Clueless Mcpubbie eats the apple.
The apple goes off in Clueless Mcpubbie's mouth!

Standard microbomb effects on the victim, happening as soon as they take the first bite, so that you can't just forcefeed people food for an instakill without getting your limbs blown off.

What if this worked for all implants? Secretly putting microbombs, robo-speak, and even mindslave implants in food? I can see it now.

You take a bite of the Sloppy Joe!
You take a bite of the Sloppy Joe!
You finish eating the Sloppy Joe, and have an aftertaste of LOYALTY TO CHEF RIVERS!

I approve of this.

Binary: Crunch crunch crunch.
AI says: "Goddammit stop hooking apples into my radio"