Goonhub
10-28-2013, 03:42 PM
look at dis fukken nerd.
![[Image: w04SMAP.png]](http://i.imgur.com/w04SMAP.png)
the old redsuits were ignoble enough but now sec has to look like some doofus whose sleeves and pants are too short? and I'm sick of the helmet and the way it covers up your face which is like.. the only thing that distinguishes one 2d spacefarter from another
no one likes to play sec. is it because you get griefed, or because you lower your chances at being an antagonist, or having to deal with the wails of waaaah shitsec?? no, it's the shitty uniforms!!! as an experiment on LLJK #2 I promised in pregame that I would provide sec cool uniforms and hey sec was completely full of recruits that round. (the uniforms were psychadelic hats/shorts, a very dapper look) control group pshaw this experiment proves everything I said to be true.
no one even has to sprite new uniforms!! there are some unused uniform sprites that would be much better replacements. consider:
![[Image: XkrCtDF.png]](http://i.imgur.com/XkrCtDF.png)
beat cop blue
![[Image: RSuyFqT.png]](http://i.imgur.com/RSuyFqT.png)
classic khaki
![[Image: gQ1WQ7W.png]](http://i.imgur.com/gQ1WQ7W.png)
paul fart: mall cop
also instead of dorky, cumbersome helmets that cover up your face and don't actually do much I suggest pretty much anything else for headgear
![[Image: rx7kq0W.png]](http://i.imgur.com/rx7kq0W.png)
examples: bobby's helmet, do-rag, beret, mailman's hat
the old redsuits were ignoble enough but now sec has to look like some doofus whose sleeves and pants are too short? and I'm sick of the helmet and the way it covers up your face which is like.. the only thing that distinguishes one 2d spacefarter from another
no one likes to play sec. is it because you get griefed, or because you lower your chances at being an antagonist, or having to deal with the wails of waaaah shitsec?? no, it's the shitty uniforms!!! as an experiment on LLJK #2 I promised in pregame that I would provide sec cool uniforms and hey sec was completely full of recruits that round. (the uniforms were psychadelic hats/shorts, a very dapper look) control group pshaw this experiment proves everything I said to be true.
no one even has to sprite new uniforms!! there are some unused uniform sprites that would be much better replacements. consider:
beat cop blue classic khaki paul fart: mall copalso instead of dorky, cumbersome helmets that cover up your face and don't actually do much I suggest pretty much anything else for headgear
examples: bobby's helmet, do-rag, beret, mailman's hat