I want your worst popsicle jokes

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What is the best way to get clean in space?
- Take a meteor shower!

Why did the astronaut take a vacation?
- He needed some space!

What is an alien with three eyes called?
- An Aliiien!

One day the clock was tired of saying "tick, tack, tick, tack"
- so it changed, tac-ticks

Why is the moon so moody?
- its going trough a phase

What kind of dish would only borgs find delectable?
- A satelite dish.

Now that there is no more ice to eat. Are you feeling frostrated?

What is the best meal to eat in an igloo?
- Brr-eakfast!

Help im trapped in a popsicle factory!

Why did the mobster put the stolen money in the freezer?
- The boss wanted cold hard cash

On the other hand. you have different fingers

What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
- A pool Table


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i have so many more...