I want your worst popsicle jokes

[Silent Majority]

that one happens to be the first on the list on the official pop-sicle website

I remember it from gum.

Why should you never give a skeleton popsicles? They'll want a femur.


Why can't the clown get kitchen access? The food will taste funny

Why do engineers get uncomfortable around staffies? The staffies like it when they insul them.

Why do you call a syndicate AI frame? A rouge AI

How much did the botanist ask for a raise? For twenty.

What did the mime have to say to the HoS?

Why won't the HoS loan out their beret? They don't want friends with beret fits.

What does the HoP have in common with a dentist? They hear everyone say AA