How would YOU survive a classic goonstation shift?

[Ikea]

Decide to steal a pod, crash into the walls a few times before figuring out how to drive the thing, and head to the space diner. While there I proceed to have a "conversation" with shitty bill to where whenever I try to talk he immediately brings something up and goes on a ramble, then after ten minutes of that I get eaten by a changeling and survive the shift in a new form