I want your worst popsicle jokes

[BadShot]

I am contemplating a Feature that I feel should be in the game and I I need terrible jokes for it.

A "popsicle" joke is basically just a dad joke / shitty pun, but overwhelmingly mediocre and vapid.

Here is an example:

"What did the beach say when the tide came in?"
"Long time no sea!"


Ideally they will be in this two-sentence format. Space-related or other particularly groan-worthy ones especially welcome.

Is this the annoying orange thing that was discussed in discord a couple days ago?