Ideas for antag-intended chef items

[Lord_earthfire]

Here's a dumb idea: the Hot Doggest. A live, feral hot dog creature akin to the murdertomatoes that bites people and is generally a nuisance to anyone who doesn't have kitchen training, letting the chef fill his own kitchen with guardian mobs with some effort (if you want more than one, you'll have to make the sausages and bread yourself. not a huge challenge for the average chef, but still requires a little time and effort to mass-produce so you can't just flood the station with them ten minutes in.). Made by cramming the oven full of fully assembled hot dogs.

Will play fetch with bottles of ketchup or mustard.

I really like this idea. Currently thinking about how to, at best, make the sausages. Maybe a recipe involving brains and/or ectoplasm? Or maybe the splashing of hot dogs with strange reagent. I think there is potential.

Edit: there are already living hot dogs! Damnit. They are not aggressive though and require some rather special conditions, though. I guess that means back to the drawing board.