Graffiti

[Lavastage]

Offer a thousand bucks to everyone who comes in and is found innocent. Anyone that doesn't come in willingly gets dragged to the interrogation room, where there is much arguing about handwriting and proof requiring that the suspect's hands be untied so he can provide a writing sample.

Cue hilarity.

People should also adapt the handwriting of the people that so generously "Donated" their limbs.
THAT would make for some hilarious incidents.

people seemed to think this idea was kinda cool... but it doesn't seem to be going anywhere, either.

You got a firm yes from me, though maybe have some sort of way to LIMIT the graffiti, like having pens actually require INK.